In a lab buried 20 miles beneath the Cascade Mountains, some diabolical Nike scientists have combined the gala-attending style of a wingtip with their "Lunarlon Cushioning System" to create the Cole Hann Lunar Grand. The Lunar Grand represents exactly what you'd expect from a sportswear company's high end brand: Stylish shoes with a made-up material for the sole. It's currently only available in Cole Hann's soho showroom.
Here is an excerpt from our interview with Nike's science engineers:
Ultimate Salt: How high were you guys when you named "Lunarlon Cushioning System?"
Nike: "So high."
US: "Yeah? I bet it sounded really cool then."
N: "So cool."
US: "How much weed did you smoke?"
N: "So much."
We'll publish the rest of that interview once I've made the whole thing up.
[spotted on Esquire and check some event photos at Freshness]
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