Who is we?

We are a collection of underemployed, college degree-holding connoisseurs of anything culturally significant. If it's worthwhile, (or so unworthwhile as to be noteworthy) chances are you can read about it here.


More specifically, we are:


Robert Dalton Hribernick of Portlandshire
Games Division Editor
Writer

Found in a smouldering crater atop Mt. Kilamanjaro in early 1988 as prophesied by a cabal of grand wizards, Robert has developed into one of the world's foremost experts in the fields of failure and underachievement. When confronted with the prospect of a successful outcome in any of his endeavors, Robert prefers to eschew traditional notions of determination or effort and allow for defeat to run its course.

He also has a degree in advertising, which seemed like a good idea at the time.




Alexander Rolland Clark
Music Division Editor
Writer
A product of Southeast Portland's seedy underbelly, Alex has spent an inordinate portion of his life wallowing in misanthropy, and salting others' games. If hate and scorn had a university, then he would most assuredly be the chancellor. When not paralyzed by bouts existential anguish and self-doubt, he has been known to engage in any number of creative endeavors, none of which are of any import at this juncture. Given his penchant for laziness coupled with his unbridled love for streaming videos of a certain genre that shall remain unnamed, it is highly unlikely any of these endeavors will ever see the light of day.